THE KEEPERS' GLOSSARY

YOKO, KEEPER OF YOLKS--cultures the secret formula of DNA within the yolks, Master Chef and Dietician to the Eggman, responsible for the Eggman's ingestion of as many yolks as possible, works closely with Tzeitel.

SAATCHI, KEEPER OF L'ART NOUVEAU DE TOUT LE MONDE--cultivates awareness of the High Arts, an aesthetician, teaches sensitivity awareness and martial arts.

FUMIKO, KEEPER OF THE MEEK--watches over the young, guards the weak, sets the calendar, yodels and yells all news throughout the Land.

CHARISMA, KEEPER OF SELF PLEASURING--instructs the Eggman in the finite techniques of yolk dancing and self-defense, teaches pilates, yoga and does spinal adjustments.

LIL BUNNY, KEEPER OF INNOCENCE--cultivates exuberance, mediates disputes, never offers solutions, remedies problems inherent in yolk ingestion.

TZEITEL, KEEPER OF PERPETUITY--administers prenatal care, a mid-wife, a spiritual healer, not always available when wanted, but there when needed.

WHITE FAIRY, KEEPER OF FRAGILE BEAUTIES--watches for budding flowers, new grasses and butterflies with wet wings, is an advocate for children's rights sometimes hiding them from Fumiko.

NURSE BASHIT, HEAD NURSE--director of the infirmary, in charge of all VIP patients, member of the Nurses Union of Transport (N.U.T.), pivotal in the overthrow of former Director of Transport: Dr. Michelangelo David, is currently his successor as Keeper of the Doll.

HEADLICE GUARD--longtime Keeper of Baywatch Beach, a demanding task-master who keeps her girls in shape, ready for rescues at sea, favors archaic and unusual rescue equipment--and the color orange.